jake

Jakes arent the most good looking guys out there thats for sure but they are the most heartbreaking boys.They will steal you heart and never give it back.They are the best boyfriends to have they are always there for you when you need them.Jakes are funny kind and adventrous.They are also EXTREMLY COMPETTITIVE.Some times its cute sometimes its annoying.They love to cook stuff to show how good he is at it.Jakes are very sporty people,they commit to it 24/7 might be why they are such good boyfriends.Jakes brake your heart cause you dont want them to leave.

"why are you so upset about jake breaking up with you could do so much better than him anyway"
"because he was my everything"

by pie.... January 15, 2021

Jake Paul

Hating Jake Paul gives him more money

I hate Jake Paul

by MiroTheMan January 15, 2021

Jaked

To totally fuck up or damage a body part.

I jaked my back lifting that heavy box last night.

by banger January 20, 2021

Horned Jake

Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.

Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.

by Swisher rolled tight January 20, 2021

Jake

Jake is the best person you will ever meet. If you ever become mates with a Jake keep them. if you lose them its gonna hurt.

Your mates with jake, dont lose him

by b.r.y.o.n.y January 22, 2021

Jake

A kind person and a lover all girls fall in love in him

By Jakesr

by Jakesrnyouknowit January 22, 2021

Jake Spray Tan

A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.

I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed

by Informativity January 26, 2021