simp

someone named keita

keita is a simp

by jgkfdghd;djkfbnb May 30, 2020

Simp

Mattie

Mattie is a simp

by 69minecraftboi69 May 30, 2020

Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Prides himself on “chivalry” to munch box. Commonly associated with the name Brandon.

Guy 1: Dude Brandon tried to get with my roommate last night.

Guy 2: He tried to get with mine too. What a simpy simpleton.

by sspm22 May 31, 2020

simp

whatever the fuck i want it to be

him: you know what the definition of simp is?
her: ?
him: whatever the fuck I want it to be

by HonkD May 31, 2020

Simp

A short fat white boy who can’t stand his own ground, and will do anything to get a girlfriend. He always wants pussy no matter how good or bad it is.

That little pussy is a simp.

I know man, that lee woods kid will do anything for some low quality ass.

by Bigguywhoeatsass May 31, 2020

Simp

Squirrels. In. My. Pants. Referring to the iconic Phineas and Ferb song that cameo-d on their show.

My dude. I love SIMP so much.

by Simp2999999 June 2, 2020

Simp

Imran

Imran simp level 100

by steepgod June 3, 2020