Shire rat

someone who lives in shiremoor in newcastle upon tyne, normally someone who is on the dole or who has a low iq or someone who lives in council housing.

here dave, you seen that shire rat over there? doesn't she look awful.

by stussyking May 19, 2012

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27 rats in a trenchcoat

I'm literally just 27 rats writing this. Rats are very good at delivering packages. Rats can move at max speeds of 500mph. They are the second fastest animal on the planet behind the zoomy cat. Rats know everything so you should watch your back. Anyone who likes Ratatouille will be spared.

That kid is just 27 rats in a trenchcoat. They may kill you if you took their fedora.

by BrokeBitch69 January 9, 2021

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Musky Mole Rat

The act of covering a naked mole rat in spunk or feces, per preference of the partner, followed by insertion of the mole rat's own feces into a man's anus. The mole rat, then consumed by the desire to eat its own feces, chases the turd into the anus through a glass tube inserted into the man's butthole. While this is happening, said partner screams "YOU MUST CONTAIN THE BEAST" as the other man shrieks with terror and pleasure as the naked mole rat is inside of his anal cavity.

Guy 1: My sister bought a naked mole rat recently. Wanna go try out the Musky Mole Rat?

Guy 2: You are a sick and twisted bastard. Get out of my house!

by The Sticky Varmint March 1, 2014

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