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dutch ninja

Similar to Japanese Ninjas, but significantly better as they’ve never been found or documented. Recent leaks from their networks show that if you know anyone who goes by “Josh”, chances are they’re a sleeper agent.
Person A: Have you heard of the dutch ninjas?
Person B: The Dutch don’t have ninjas…
by tomarswego January 7, 2025
mugGet the dutch ninjamug.

Ninja Constrictors

Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.

Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.
*thought* Fuck Conan O'Brien, why is he so tall?
*Ninja Constrictors get busy ;) *
by theninjamaster January 2, 2010
mugGet the Ninja Constrictorsmug.

ninja moon

When the moon hides half its face like a ninja.
Jenna: Are you ready for the ninja moon tonight?
Niki: Yessssssss.
by ninj&ninj February 26, 2011
mugGet the ninja moonmug.

Ninja

ninja died of ligma
ok and
by Nou123456 June 30, 2021
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Ninja Bojo

Coolest ninja ever and whoever says otherwise is dumb
Did you heard about Ninja Bojo,he is so sigma and W aura
by Meeneil Cashytoes July 21, 2024
mugGet the Ninja Bojomug.

Ninja

he is the ultimate gamer!
the other day i watched Ninja my role model play some fortnite!
by Noah Ghanem October 8, 2020
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Ninja

The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.

There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.

There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle. -ninja 2020
by iWantToUnlive March 6, 2020
mugGet the Ninjamug.

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