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mexican mitten party

a lesbian sex party event in which one girl performs a mexican minivan on another while it is being done to her and the person doing it to her is having it done to herself and so on...
my weird ass sister and her friends were having a mexican mitten party last night, it sounded like stirring mac n cheese
by bassplayer2493 November 5, 2009
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Mexican Pencil Sharpener

"Dude do you have a Mexican pencil Sharpener? I have a huge test and I can't find mine! I'm freaking out! Haven't even studied!!!!! "
by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011
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Mexican Hit & run

When you and a Mexican friend pull up in a heavy pickup blasting loud Mexican music, and pulling two white bitches from Starbucks, and taking them in the middle of nowhere to fuck. After the session, you and your friend drive away blasting the loud Mexican music and leave behind the white bitches and you and your friend's shirts.
Nicole and Amanda had no idea where they were after Juan and Jose pulled of the classical Mexican Hit & Run.
by Datmex26 September 11, 2014
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Mexican Tow Truck

Any car or truck used to pull a broken down vehicle with an inadequate rope.
My friend pulled me home today with his mexican tow truck. At one point we were going almost alomost 70 mph. It was one of the most dangerous things I've ever done.
by briguy360 March 8, 2010
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Mexican chastity belt

A chili pepper in a girl's hoo-ha
My dad put this Mexican chastity belt in me to keep the boys out!
by ana1rapist May 19, 2011
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mexican breakfast wrap

After screwing someone, leaving a log of shit in their bed and splitting. (hopefully while they are in the shower or sleeping)
Todd left a huge Mexican Breakfast Wrap in my bed after this mornings sex session.
by Stacey MacLean April 13, 2008
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Mexican chili dog

To shit on a woman's boobs and then tity fuck her
by Justin Beiber. The true April 12, 2011
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