quirky straight

People who are heterosexual but lack the toxic qualities of a typical "straight." They're often seen as quirky or fruity by many.

"Janine's son is such a quirky straight."

by peepahog June 9, 2022

honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.

"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."

by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023

Straight up

It's a term that means the person is serious about what they're talking about

Nolan: You did not get that girl's number
Chase: Dude, I did, straight up, bro

Jack: How'd you do on the test?
May: I straight up failed

by Julietsos November 15, 2019

devastatingly straight

Women who are unfortunately attracted to men, much to their detriment and disgust.

I'm so devastatingly straight, the fact that I'm still attracted to men is proof that sexuality is not a choice

by Erwin D'Magnificent April 17, 2021

Straight Shift

Another phrase for manual transmission.

His truck isn’t an automatic, it’s a straight shift

by James Benito March 11, 2018

Team straight 👇

A term used by 7 year old self proclaimed sigma males

iPad kid: Team straight 👇
Any sane person: Shut the fuck up

by BnuuyTheLoser July 30, 2024

straight-edge

never got me through
one single night this cold

but you know how that goes

or maybe you just really don't

I was a loner until there were no friends left
Before someone offered me drugs, you know i was straight-edge
And everyone's quit until you offer them a cigarette

by jesus tapdancing christ October 27, 2018