French cunt

A person whos french.......and is a CUNT!!!... which is most of them ha

I went ta france and saw a load of french cunts....for real...yezzir!!

by Megaman09 January 6, 2009

Ginger Cunt

This is what you call an orange cat that is an annoyance.

Also used for annoying red haired women.

This cat shit on the floor it is being a total ginger cunt today!

or

This chick at work has a stick up her ass, she is such a ginger cunt.

by Tiger blooded winner March 17, 2011

cunt monkey

a less than affectionate term for the young offspring of a human female

tom: is matt coming out on the lash with us tonight?
gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.

by crxchaos July 7, 2006

cunt sniper

Person/Persons who, using a chosen vantage point, observe women, usually in pubs/clubs, waiting for an opportune moment to "chat them up" or "go in for the kill", as some have called it.

Sometimes called 'Pussy Sniper'

(John & Adam observing David)

John: He gets so many women, how does he do it?

Adam: He's a 'Cunt Sniper'. He waits for an opportunity, then goes in for the kill.

by Todorov2 February 7, 2010

cannibus cunt

a woman you don't like who you only talk to for marijuana

Yeah, that Krystel is a cannibus cunt.

by flourescence February 7, 2010

Cunt Rickets

An acute inflammation and soreness of the vagina, lasting up to 3-4 days, and caused by prolonged sessions of sex lasting over 3 hours or more.

I fucked your Mom so long last night she got Cunt Rickets... Lucky for everyone else in line they aren't contagious.

by Dave Darkly Asst Mgr JJSS March 11, 2010

Jello Cunt

When one female in a crowd tells a really shitty joke that bombs.

Brunette Female: "So there are three women sitting at a bar
The brunette says "My pussy is so big, I can fit a cucumber in it, the red head says "Well my pussy is so big, I can fit a pickle jar in it, the blonde says "my pussy is so big...and she slides down the bar stool"

Crowd: "...."

Another brunette to another red head " I think I'm gonna make my gynecologist appointment for this week, so I'm not such a Jello Cunt"

by StarfishBrownies July 27, 2010