A senile old man, who roots for the bad guys in the movies (because they might have had a bad day). Michael loves watches and tends to create his own words. He loves to aggreivate his wife and loves peaches. He also loves starting the lawn mower at 8 in the morning just to wake people up.
by Stonecrusher98 December 31, 2020
Get the Michael Bowersmug. BUDDYS GOT THE FATTEST COCK OF THE CENTURY BRO ON GOD
DUDE A FUCK NIGGA BRO HE A LEGEND
TALL ASS MFS BRO FAT COCK
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by ralph3988 September 19, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. As a Democrat ages, regardless of gender, they all eventually begin to physically resemble Michael Moore. Credit: Ben Shapiro.
by bonestone June 13, 2025
Get the Michael Moore Singularitymug. by anonymous June 7, 2023
Get the Jackson Michael Bluestonemug. Michaels are usally a tall, lanky, sexy man. Ginger hair, pale blue eyes that look out of this world, because you won’t see any eyes like his. Has the biggest dick you will ever see, and he is slow and gentle with his touch.
He has a good taste in music, clothes, and everything.
Usally skates and skis and is insanely good at it, like pro.
He’s talented at everything he does, he’s very active, and likes to bike and be outside. Speaking of outside, michaels LOVE NATURE, they love to explore and climb things to see beautiful views. Makes sense, cause michaels are beautiful. They are rare. They tend to not be on their phone and are in the real world pretty busy. Michaels tend to come off shy, but once you know him you create a loyal long friendship. That’s why Michaels have so many friends, he’s just so cool and nice. He will say sorry if he accidentally interrupts you while speaking with him. He’s really good to talk to in person, but not over text, he’s a dry texter. He will likely take you on an adventure to a treehouse or abandoned building. He also likes weed. He’s super chill, simple, cool, freaking beautiful, and has a voice like choclate. So unique and his laugh will make you go AWWWWW DATE ME OMFGGGG KISS MEE OMFGG. His kisses are not like anyone else’s, it feels different, but amazing, euphoric, he will also shove his tongue down your throat and tuck you in bed like a baby. Cause he’s a softie at heart. He loves thrifting too.
He has a good taste in music, clothes, and everything.
Usally skates and skis and is insanely good at it, like pro.
He’s talented at everything he does, he’s very active, and likes to bike and be outside. Speaking of outside, michaels LOVE NATURE, they love to explore and climb things to see beautiful views. Makes sense, cause michaels are beautiful. They are rare. They tend to not be on their phone and are in the real world pretty busy. Michaels tend to come off shy, but once you know him you create a loyal long friendship. That’s why Michaels have so many friends, he’s just so cool and nice. He will say sorry if he accidentally interrupts you while speaking with him. He’s really good to talk to in person, but not over text, he’s a dry texter. He will likely take you on an adventure to a treehouse or abandoned building. He also likes weed. He’s super chill, simple, cool, freaking beautiful, and has a voice like choclate. So unique and his laugh will make you go AWWWWW DATE ME OMFGGGG KISS MEE OMFGG. His kisses are not like anyone else’s, it feels different, but amazing, euphoric, he will also shove his tongue down your throat and tuck you in bed like a baby. Cause he’s a softie at heart. He loves thrifting too.
cute girl: “omg who is that tall ginger climbing that tree over there??”
random fairy: “oh that’s just the love of your life go over and talk to him”
cute girl: “hey there you climbing the tree! what’s your name?”
michael: *laughs cutely* “hey I’m michael, what’s your name?” *smiles cutely with beautiful eyes looking down on the girl*
cute girl: *in awe of his beauty* “uh n-nice t-to m-eet you, im ….IN LOVEEE”
random fairy: “oh that’s just the love of your life go over and talk to him”
cute girl: “hey there you climbing the tree! what’s your name?”
michael: *laughs cutely* “hey I’m michael, what’s your name?” *smiles cutely with beautiful eyes looking down on the girl*
cute girl: *in awe of his beauty* “uh n-nice t-to m-eet you, im ….IN LOVEEE”
by slushygoonie October 11, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. A name derived from two Latin words- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” the ancient term for “text back”. Put together the name Michael means “mfer who never texts back”
by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025
Get the Michaelmug. Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
by hehehehehg August 19, 2024
Get the Michael kaisermug.