A jack ryan is by far the most sexist and handsomest person on this planet and every one wants to fuck him
by Yeet peter May 16, 2020
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I met a seven hot girls at the club who all wanted my number so I have a date lined up for every day of the week.
Jack Seven, you ugly pervy fuck-face.
Jack Seven, you ugly pervy fuck-face.
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"Man, my mom caught my brother window jacking the other day. He must have been mesmerized by her bikini spider."
"Dude that's tore."
"Yeah, he couldn't put it away fast enough because he was giving himself the shocker at the same time."
"Dude that's tore."
"Yeah, he couldn't put it away fast enough because he was giving himself the shocker at the same time."
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He'll go out with his lads to make that headline story
The normal man in the club have no nees to worry
He'll make his name oh so quick make it in a hurry
He'll go out with his lads to make that headline story
The normal man in the club have no nees to worry
He'll make his name oh so quick make it in a hurry
Jack Jack Jack the lad they say he's mean
They say he's bad, Jack Jack Jack the lad
Do a shop and make it bold better still rob the old
He'll go in and rob the till and make sure they'll
Never get The Bill
A petty their, always been, never miss a chance you see
Be so hard and very cool never realized that he's just a fool
He's the type to rob your nan of the local paper
Goes out drinking with the boys and brags about his caper
Doesn't realize that he's a clown
I bet he's just one poor man
Due to spend the rest of his life
Wasting in the can
They say he's bad, Jack Jack Jack the lad
Do a shop and make it bold better still rob the old
He'll go in and rob the till and make sure they'll
Never get The Bill
A petty their, always been, never miss a chance you see
Be so hard and very cool never realized that he's just a fool
He's the type to rob your nan of the local paper
Goes out drinking with the boys and brags about his caper
Doesn't realize that he's a clown
I bet he's just one poor man
Due to spend the rest of his life
Wasting in the can
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