Turd tobacco

When the tobacco in someone's cheap cigar smells like a turd.

Oh my God! That cigar that Bruce was smoking smells like it was made with turd tobacco.

by Bob's Valley February 20, 2026

Head of turds

The head of a white person bearing dreadlocks. So named because of how dreadlocks, when worn by a white person, tend to look more like turds coming out of their skull. Not too uncommon in small mountain towns in Colorado.

Johnny's got a whole head of turds now. He should never have gone on that retreat in nepal.

by Youwantdrpinn February 23, 2026