Simp for Niels day

January Eighteenth is the day of the year in which you simp for (or make out with) someone by the name of Niels

Sora: you hear it's simp for Niels day?
Maddy: I already bought him a graphics card

by Boony January 17, 2021

Simp-whore

Someone who simps for one or more people.

person one: i simp for ludwig, and sukkuno, and disguised toast
person two: don't be such a simp-whore

by Toothpiccc December 20, 2020

Simp

Treating women better than men in any, or all circumstances.

Men were always for a lack of a better word - simps to women, as they were treated better than a man would be treated. In 2020s simpery is more extreme than at any previous point in history.

by normalsuckedanyway June 22, 2021

Simp

Denzel

Denzel is the biggest simp to ever exist in all the history of simpness

by Kogatpenny April 14, 2020

Simp

A man (or woman) who will neglect friends for their significant other.

Dave is such a massive simp, he never plays fifa with us anymore because of his wifey.

by 0161MOTMM May 22, 2020

Simp

A person, most likely male, that will do or say anything to get some coochie.

Shea Taylor from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania is the biggest simp on planet earth.

by NylonBurrito March 27, 2020

Simp

Somebody who has an attraction to a different person and stalks them (simp)

Simp: Omg that girl is so hot i saw her nudes they're lit i wish i could fuck her
His friends: You simp

by JoJo 😻 February 18, 2021