fell on my nuts

When everything just goes to hell.

After my car broke down, the tire went flat. Feels like I just fell on my nuts!

by Bakinbread January 20, 2017

flipping my flapjack

"making me happy", "giving me satisfaction"

"This Denver omelette is really flipping my flapjack"
"Football never really flipped my flapjack. I've always been a baseball guy."

by Dave Black Irish September 22, 2011

MY FRIEND DAISY

My friend Daisy is very nice but.........SHE BULLY ME sometimes, one time she ate my sandwich it had penuts in i shes alecgic to penuts so she started cofing and i laughed and then she went to nurse and she laed down and then she felt beter

My friend daisy be like:
Me:"Ugh daisy so anoying wish she just go ded"
Daisy: "Eats more of my sanwich without remeber the penut"

by YourLocalApple January 10, 2022

Hits my give

When something matches what you like

the flavor of this doughnut hits my give

by VerizoGames April 7, 2022

wet my hair

A female-only announcement meaning "I have to go for a piss". Only heard in the context of women from the NE of Britain.

Ooh give over will you, I've just got to go and wet me hair!

by Thaarg The Almighty October 1, 2004

my ass is smelly

when you take a gigantic dump in your old girlfriends toilet so she doesnt let you wipe your ass

Mom: Whats that i smell?
You: I went to my old girlfriends house
Mom: So?
You: She didnt let me wipe so my ass is smelly

by showmanisbored January 17, 2021

Irrigate my cANAL

1. What is a canal?
2. Irrigating a canal.... Watering water?

3. Anal sex without pulling out.

Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and irrigated my cANAL."
"What is a canal? Please someone tell me."
"I just irrigated that girls cANAL!"
;
Girl 1 "Why are you walking so funny?"
Girl 2 "Somebody just irrigated my cANAL.'

by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021