diaper job

Jobs where you need to wear a diaper like cashier, bus driver or waiter. Otherwise you pee yourself because you can't leave or boss gets mad.

Kim: Why don't you go get a job as a cashier?
Liz: No way, that's a diaper job.

by emPEE-52 August 30, 2011

sand job

Giving someone a handjob with sand being used as the lubricant.

I woke up with a raw dick because michael decided to give me a sand job while i was passed out.

by tornado dave May 23, 2011

jaw-job

same as a blow-job but performed by a 'Barbie's Ken'-looking individual or preferebly blond american sporty guy similar to those appearing on CK and RL posters

that dude would be perfect for a jaw-job!!!
yeah, he's awesomly fabulous!

by genjejawsfun June 2, 2010

Wax Job

To bite off a girls pubes while having sex.

Dude me and my girl friend were doing it and I accidently have here a wax job.

by Thereal29 May 4, 2014

Italian job

The act of getting a blow job from a fat chick while she shoves a tube of pepperoni up you ass and you drizzle tomato sauce on you balls.

I got a italian job from you sister lastnight.

by Bennybeerski August 31, 2011

Toss Job

In word's a handjob where a girl rubs your dick up and down simotaniously with a passion.

When she has got you to cum always tell her to Smile :')

A girl who knows how to sexually give a boy real pleasure hmm Toss Job

by Homie145 May 14, 2006

Job’s a Fish

A noncencical phrase just heard said by one copper to another, who repeated it, on Police Interceptors. Enough said. A perfect example of their sad, cliquey humour.

Piggie 1: “Vehicle’s now off the road - job’s a fish”
Piggie 2: “Job’s a fish! Oink!”

by Pickled-Brain May 20, 2022