99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

Gluten free

Eternal pain, suffering and dehydration

Oh fuck, the crumbs, they’re everywhere, it’s a fucking desert. Oh god have mercy on my Gluten Free soul

by Shrivelled Dried Corpse May 24, 2021

free raid

when someone leaves there yeezys outside there locker and there in ur size its time to free raid

Andrew got his new Timbs free raided last week

by doctadittoo January 29, 2018

free vaping

when you openly vape in an area

I'm free vaping.
She's free vaping in there!
Time to free vape!

by emmaegg March 9, 2022

free playstation

getting banned from the popular game overwatch 2 for 6 days ):

russian guy : dawg i wrote free playstation in the overwatch 2 chat and i got banned

big ass guy: its cuz ur crippled bro

by crippled russian April 26, 2023

free tattoo

A cut from skateboarding that is very large.

Tony hawk: dude that was a gnarly fall but free tattoo

by notatowelhead April 10, 2017

Free Writing

Free Writing is usually used by spending a set time to write, even if you don’t want to. Some writers use it when they have the opposite of writers block: they want to write so much, but they can’t keep their thoughts straight.

I use Free Writing to stop writers block

by ReadingInACorner October 22, 2017