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The Bang of 87

It is an event that you dont want to find out!
by jerjawzplayz September 1, 2023
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Big Bang

A cosmological model of the past. It was flawed by backwards thinking. It resulted in the common acceptance of not explaining transcendant ideas in science and giving mathematics and those ruling over its nomenclature the power to restrict the boundaries of our thinking. When you find water and want to know where it comes from, you follow it upstream and find the source... But that's not where the water comes from... Well now for you it is common pleb... Not interesting what the source is... Because you don't wanna know whats beneath the surface.
by kuyaaaa January 24, 2019
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Sweaty finger bang

When you finger bang someone but she’s already been nutted in (which leads to moist fingers)
by Moist man December 7, 2018
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When American people do the bang with the bang bang during the potato famine
"she met my farther and they did the bang bang with the bang bang, and I was born with my mothers tits and my fathers penis, very nice"
by deadlierfish April 21, 2023
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Bang it Out

bang it out (slang, verb phrase)

To engage in a shootout, often with firearms; typically refers to a violent confrontation, especially involving law enforcement or rival groups.
(Note: Informal and contextually associated with street slang or urban vernacular.)
Example sentence:
As the sirens wailed in the distance, Traeshaun wasn’t about to run — he posted on the corner and had to Bang it Out with 12 like his life was already written.

(“12” is slang for police.)

Let me know if you'd like a different tone—more formal, stylized, or literary.
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bang

a hawaiian saying of the words “fuck/sex” and “fight”.
wha yu faka like bang?! 😡
hou bebbeh girl like bang 😏
by hawaiiandefinitions August 10, 2022
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When you view the forbidden porn sites and attain the knowledge of nuclear nutting. After about ten minutes of yanking, The nut will build and build and build until it reaches critical mass at which point, it is too late to take cover.

If you are in the middle of sex, it's impossible to stop. Either continue fucking or accept the inevitable. Blast radius of 500 miles. Contaminates everything with the ungodly smell of Semen and fermunda Cheese.

so named because a select few have actually witnessed the Big Bang...and the Mushroom cloud made of Jizz. They are never around to tell the tale, the shockwave took care of any witnesses.
John: "I've got some bad news: Peter is dead. He attempted The Big Bang (AKA the Sizzler)

Winston: "What happened?"

John: "He was balls deep in his GF, getting off to some real hardcore porn. Suddenly the smoke alarm went off. He began to feel a powerful, extremely powerful urge to nut but kept rocking back and forth. His GF tried in vain to escape but he kept shagging, rocking the whole street and leaving her at the mercy of a god tier Orgasm. By the time anyone knew what was happening...Hiroshima then nothing. They call it The Big Bang or the Sizzler. It's a forbidden technique known only to the most dedicated of exhibitionists. It requires the absolute limit defining area of porn and uninterrupted rubbing for ten minutes. After that, it slowly attains critical mass. The nerves are hyper sensitive and painful to the touch. The nut will eradicate anyone in the area including the unfortunate man. It is said that you can see the future for exactly ten seconds before you die."

Winston: "...what about Peter and his GF? What happened?"

John: "They never found the body, just the impact crater. All that remains is the smell. Earned it the nickname Fat Man Alley"
by I h8 nes August 15, 2025
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