"Many would say an apple is a "fruit" but I propose that an apple isn't a fruit but an idea, when you think of an apple you think of the apex of fruit, you also think of autum the uninpeded best season so what do these thoughts have in common, they are the masters of their feild and thats what i want "Apple" to be, the master of technology." -Steve
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by A_u_$ February 18, 2019
Get the Applemug. by Mathevabergfin October 7, 2023
Get the Appledmug. A tech giant which over charges its customers and does not even produce quality products. I advise never to buy from them and to go to other companies instead. I recommend 'Samsung'.
by Tree3938 December 22, 2018
Get the Applemug. by PBCU SAUCY APPLESSS September 21, 2015
Get the saucy applesmug. From the depths of a crumbling Empire, and a horrible failed infiltration of the student government. The Apple Lord left his followers for High School, and a New Government was established in it's place. Now Being known as " The Neø Apple Council of Higher Value". With Extreme plans to stage a student government coup, and take control of their school. It started catching on and now has a seat at the United Nations. They also have a dope ass anthem.
A Term coined by students with nothing better to do with their lives.
"Boy I Love Neø Apple Lordism"
"Boy I Love Neø Apple Lordism"
by Third Apple Council Member August 17, 2021
Get the Neø Apple Lordismmug. 1. That one company that uses magic words to sell you their overpriced shit like the Macbooks and iPhones.
2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.
3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.
2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.
3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.
Here at Apple, we make 3 completely different phones but they all look the same...except one doesn't have a fucking headphone jack.
by MyMomsVagina April 18, 2018
Get the Applemug. “He was eating a Granny Smith apple.”
by Bag full of children April 6, 2023
Get the Applemug.