Michael

A stupid dumbass who eats so much macaroni he is now fucking diabetic and refuses to lose weight or work out

Male 1: You're being a real Michael
Male 2: Sorry man I'll try to be better

by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022

Michael

Every michael is hot and has a cruch on a girl name miley 🤍🤍 he is just the luve of your life

A michael is hot

by Daddy1213888 November 8, 2020

brandon michael stovall

The absolute most impressive guy on Earth. also means crack head

I wish i could be Brandon Michael Stovall

by asldkfhadfo9iekjh February 27, 2017

a Craig Michael Thornton

A guy who is overly obsessed with small details and is very unfunny. Also has a big willy.
Can be abbreviated into CMT

You know that guy Jonny, he's a Craig Michael Thornton.

by Harry, the word man November 1, 2025

Michael Graham Claydon

Literally the most perfect man on any planet, he is litteraly perfect Michael Graham Claydon is honestly the definition of a man written by a woman. You could say he deserves the world but he doesn't, the world is SHIT and Michael Graham Claydon deserves better than that. And on top of that, he has a PHAT ass

A: Have you seen Michael Graham Claydon?

B: No, but isn't he just great!

A: He is! I love Michael Graham Claydon

by Michael Graham Claydon enjoyer July 21, 2023

Michael Overson

A nice person also annoying and a hard working little boy

Your so annoying Michael overson

by Stevie o January 10, 2019

Michael Hewitt

Cool person gets all the bitchs and hates gay people, love Fortnite and Minecraft, COD is his fav. Great person to hang out with all of the girls like him and he is a lucky charm

Loves Fortnite but CODs better Michael Hewitt is hot

by Bitchasshoe03 May 18, 2023