Sloppy Seat

When the last person who used the toilet left behind piss, poop, or other unidentifiable substances. The less recognizable and more vaguely, eerily biological, the more points.

Bleghhh, I'm not dropping a chumbler in there, that's a Sloppy Seat

by Chunkmastarr January 28, 2026

The big sloppy

(Usually preformed by a man and a women) On a hot summer day you have to have a women's sweat in your mouth. Then she defecates in your mouth and then the woman has to throw up in your mouth and your hair until you almost drown from the concoction in your mouth and then throws all of it in her vagina

Person 1: Man it's hot, wanna do The big sloppy?

Person 2: Fuck yeah!

by bighunkyfag January 30, 2026

Sloppy Jamie

When you put mayonnaise in someone's ass, eat their ass, then spit the mayonnaise on their genitals then proceed to have sex with them

Jose: I gave this chick the most wild Sloppy Jamie last night. She was loving it.

by HoneyPaws February 9, 2026

Sloppy Pizza

A pizza that has been punched and then microwaved until it is sloppy.

Alternatively this can also mean you have cheese in your foreskin and jerk off until you bleed.

Ew! Tomasso is eating sloppy pizza for lunch again.

by Guck Messiah February 18, 2026