Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.

“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”

by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022

mattress ride

when your sister bounces your mattress up and down to get you to fall asleep

Belle would you like a mattress ride?

by jbrown92184 February 23, 2009

ride

uncommon definition: to travel to the location of a specific person for the reason of fighting with them

Oh she trippin? We gon' have to ride on somebody?

by kYmberli March 5, 2018

Horsey Ride

A sexual act in which a woman rides her partners back to stimulate the clitoris on partners prominent spine.

Johnathan my have scoliosis, but I bet it makes for one mad horsey ride

by CrackedJudgement June 15, 2025

Ride The Snowball

Cash in or pick up on another person's energetic or productive attitude.

Phil: We'll never get this project done! Our debug team is too lazy!
Clyde: Oh, don't worry. Our programmers have been pretty productive, so the rest of us can just ride the snowball from here.

by MpegEVIL November 15, 2011

We ride at dawn

"we ride at dawn" is not explicitly spoken in the Lord of the Rings movies, but it is a popular and widely recognized line from the books, particularly in the context of the battle of Helm's Deep

Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look for me!"

(For submission purposes) "we ride at dawn!"

by xStet July 30, 2025

Riding the Water Pony

The slang term for gaining sexual gratification from using a Bidet

Bijan is taking forever in the bathroom and it sounds like the water is running, I bet he's Riding the Water Pony again.

by anonymous June 30, 2025