ninja creami

The act of eating ice cream out of someone's ass.

My husband ninja creamied me last night with a pint of Chunky Monkey.

by cat-daddy June 9, 2025

Sneeze Ninja

A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.

You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.

Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.

Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.

by The Original Sneeze Ninja May 23, 2013

Ninja

Used when wanting to say niger. Ninja is used when wanting to replace the word niger in a sentence. Commonly used in a joking matter and not serios.

You see that ninja walk by?

by Yaseen.R June 12, 2008

Ninja Feed

Ninja Feed = Weed
Only applicable if you roll with NinjaSkinz
see also Ninja

Man, that j is stacked with Ninja Feed!
My Ninjas are all empty... gonna have to score some Ninja Feed.

by fork masta October 24, 2004

dynamite ninja worship

A worship band a Cairn University.

Is otw playing chapel?

Nah it Dynamite Ninja Worship

by Cohead14 September 23, 2023

ninja handshake

A handshake involving many complex movements, but no one ever sees it because, as mentioned in the title, it is considered to be ninja-like, therefore cannot be seen.

Did you see their handshake?!

Of course not; it's a ninja handshake.

by mads1103 November 29, 2013

Street Ninja

Used to refer to hood/gang-affiliated black men that typically perform criminal acts & wander out in public in Pooh Shiesty/Ski-Masks (hence the term Ninja).

“I think we should be out. Three street ninjas just pulled up inna black Hellcat blasting Young Nudy.”

“Lets be out my nigga.”

by HighNigga1337 June 15, 2024