jake is a person that will easy be your best friend he will be hard to get to know but he is a good person.
if you talk about one of jake friends he will be wanting to fight.....
if you talk about one of jake friends he will be wanting to fight.....
by school jake December 13, 2019
Get the jake mug.this guy jake is the kinda guy to be like super nice and kind and nice and has loads of cash in this cargo pantaloons.
he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).
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also sexy
he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).
um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
"ooohh baby, i need a lot of alcohol because i am of age citzen man"
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
by bill keefer May 9, 2022
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Similar to chronic fatigue with the one key difference in that a tiny, minuscule, petite man named Jake is getting on your nerves due to his repeated practice of “colored people time”.
Similar to chronic fatigue with the one key difference in that a tiny, minuscule, petite man named Jake is getting on your nerves due to his repeated practice of “colored people time”.
Friend 1: “Man, I only spoke to Jake for 5 minutes today but I’m already experiencing Jake Fatigue”
Boss: “Jake was supposed to be here 3 hours ago, where is he?”
Employee: “Who knows. You know how he is, he’s always late.”
Boss: “I’ve already got Jake Fatigue, just tell him to stay home.”
Boss: “Jake was supposed to be here 3 hours ago, where is he?”
Employee: “Who knows. You know how he is, he’s always late.”
Boss: “I’ve already got Jake Fatigue, just tell him to stay home.”
by BaltimoreOriolesFan67 December 16, 2025
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by Joey766 January 27, 2022
Get the Jake mug.Ugly ass skinny bitch ass. That listens to geometry dash for fun and can't afford decent headphones. Somehow has decent friends due to disabilities.
by Tobias Babu April 8, 2019
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