wood people

Those creepy figurines in your grandparent's apartment that they've collected from God knows where in Africa.

Janicestop looking at those wood people they're terrifying.

by Nobody10012992 March 3, 2017

crochet people

Sexy people who give the best gifts and I would literally do anything for them

“Crochet people are the fittest people in earth”

“Very very true, I’d hit”

by Illstickmytoesinyourface June 10, 2023

pancake people

Noun. Pejorative. A term for Flat Earth conspiracy theorists, particularly those who attempt to back up their bullshit with pseudo-science (or just plain nonscience ), moronic interet articles and/or braindead celebrities.

Flat Earther - 'When you think about it, if the Earth was a globe, then shouldn't all the water flow to the BOTTOM?? IT'S A GIANT. NASA CONSPIRACY!'

Regular Human - 'Damn, these pancake people are so fucking dumb...'

by Tree/The Source June 17, 2017

Why do people like forks so much?

People like forks a lot because its so cool!!!!11!1!!!!1111!

Why do people like forks so much? Forks are you when yes is you good when fork is yes good you ok when fork work yes okau when to

by eating a burger with no honey September 29, 2022

.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.

.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.

.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.

by Adujasty343 August 23, 2025

People

A word that sounds like "pee-pole" which is funny, i think.

People are stupid.

by Derpdrerrie December 26, 2020

National Short People Day

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.

Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'

by nonrupt October 20, 2021