Baby Stand

The action of training your kid to stand in two legs before learning to walk, usually practiced on kids below 3 years old.

Person 1: That child looks menacing, why he just stay there and look around.
Person 2: He just baby stand.

by Kagetane April 28, 2019

baby choir

A gang of women oohing and awing around a baby.

My baby and I stepped off the elevator into a full blown baby choir, women in mid-babygasm singing all around us!

by J Pickwick August 6, 2010

Freakin' babies

The phrase to state when there is no one to blame on a sitiuation. Shortened from "Blame it on the freakin' babies," it can make a situation go from awkward and unpleasant to why you randomly said "Freakin' babies"

Eh, freakin' babies did it.

by TriplePTripp May 15, 2011

baby homicide

Killing babies

"This baby homicide is crazy"

by homo homicide July 7, 2016

baby hell

the place that you find yourself in with a baby who won't stop crying

oh man Bubs couldn't sleep last night and was just crying and crying... i was in baby hell

by luna magnet February 25, 2011

Victory Baby

Victory baby is always victorious! He has never been beaten! His enemy's flee the moment he walks in the room! With his fist near his face and lips clenched it is truly a miracle that he has been frogoten after all these years.

Victory baby says" victory, baby!"

by SFKid 22 June 1, 2017

Baby Goat

A term of endearment and validation (G.O.A.T, greatest of all time) used for small or cute things

Person 1: "That kid kills it at the drums!"
Person 2: "Dude's a baby goat"

by 3pointkiller February 19, 2022