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Turner's Law

Every electronics lab task, no matter how small, will always eat up an entire day.
"It's 7:00 and we only just managed to solder the new diode on this device."
"Classic case of Turner's Law."
by nujuat February 12, 2021
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Junkie's Law

The law that dictates that when someone is high, no matter how irrelevant to the conversation it is, they will tell you about it.
"We we're playing online trying to think of a strategy to win, and some guy just kept saying he was high."
"Yep. That's Junkie's Law."
by jgjlaw August 12, 2025
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Bird Law

A fly-by-night law put in place to target an issue, usually not well thought out and breaking many laws in the first place. i.e. Manchester,NH just enacted a law making it illegal to have a shopping cart in public spaces ( targeting the homeless) and anybody bringing their cart out to their car at a store, technically.
Instead of trying to house the homeless they enacted some Bird law which puts anybody at risk who uses a shopping cart not just the homeless.
by Ben0Fishel February 11, 2025
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fortuna law

A North Dakota law stating that when a guest leaves a party, they can take with them a key aspect of it, such as nachos or booze. Works in every other state also.
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by The Wild Burrito March 11, 2017
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Deveyra's Law

"The idea of doing something is always better than the reality of it."

By creating an image of desire in a persons own head, when confront the object of desire in

their reality as opposed to their own head, they're forced to confront its features more realistically.
Wich can cause to a feeling of dissapointment.
ex 1: "- I were at this party and Deveyra's law applied. I should've stayed at home."
ex 2: "- "- Why did i agree on this hikingtrip? It sounded better at the time"
ex 3 "- "Hey you wanna come over?"

"-Sure!"

"- This dude never shutsup.. why did i bring him over?"
by Deveyra's Law December 10, 2018
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My great-great-grandparent-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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Lincoln law

If person or persons have vast amount of wood next to where they reside then woodpile must be finished before persons or person is asked to vacate the premises
Squatters were asked to vacate premises by police and they said they couldn't cuz Lincoln law is in effect
by White Rider March 26, 2025
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