Our nation's smartest and brightest officially changed the name of the Department of Defense (DOD) to 'Department of War' (DOW)
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Wow mom! Looks like dads sending into battle after that bloody war paw! Weird! Why are you naked at bfast anyway!
by Halfface January 16, 2016
Get the bloody war paw mug.The Phony War was an six month period during World War II where no land, sky or sea operations between both Allied and German militaries were undertaken on the Western Front after the German conquest of Poland on September 1st.
However, after the Germans had invaded Denmark and Norway, the Phony War came to a close after certain major offenses and battles occurred on the Western Front and further up, the fall of France.
The Phony War could've meant that the militaries of France and Britain could have been preparing for the oncoming attack of the Germans, but apparently the French couldn't hold back the Germans since they didn't think they would invade through the dense forests underneath Belgium.
However, after the Germans had invaded Denmark and Norway, the Phony War came to a close after certain major offenses and battles occurred on the Western Front and further up, the fall of France.
The Phony War could've meant that the militaries of France and Britain could have been preparing for the oncoming attack of the Germans, but apparently the French couldn't hold back the Germans since they didn't think they would invade through the dense forests underneath Belgium.
Germany - *Invades Poland*
WWII OFFICIALLY STARTS
Germans - "Why don't we just play a 6 month waiting game and then let the true battle commence?"
Allies - "Sure lol. We could call it a Phony War."
Germans - "It is so on, you guys are going to get destroyed."
Allies - "I don't think so."
6 MONTHS LATER, FALL OF FRANCE BEGINS
WWII OFFICIALLY STARTS
Germans - "Why don't we just play a 6 month waiting game and then let the true battle commence?"
Allies - "Sure lol. We could call it a Phony War."
Germans - "It is so on, you guys are going to get destroyed."
Allies - "I don't think so."
6 MONTHS LATER, FALL OF FRANCE BEGINS
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The war is being fought in a deserted town where the two teams have built a base of operation. Pankake built a castle fortress and Bonnie built a modern fortress.
The war is being fought in a deserted town where the two teams have built a base of operation. Pankake built a castle fortress and Bonnie built a modern fortress.
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Some well known streams and moments include but not limited to: PewDiePie Vs T-Series, MrBeast overtaking literally every other YouTuber, BTS MV view counts & MrBeast reaching 100M Subscribers.
Platforms Subscriber Wars (Sub Wars) regularly tracks data on: YouTube, Twitter, TikTok, Twitch + plenty more.
Sub Wars is sometimes abbreviated to SW for ease of typing for his viewers.
Some well known streams and moments include but not limited to: PewDiePie Vs T-Series, MrBeast overtaking literally every other YouTuber, BTS MV view counts & MrBeast reaching 100M Subscribers.
Platforms Subscriber Wars (Sub Wars) regularly tracks data on: YouTube, Twitter, TikTok, Twitch + plenty more.
Sub Wars is sometimes abbreviated to SW for ease of typing for his viewers.
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Get the Sub Wars mug.The act of calling out in global chat for people to come and murder you at the location "Ashland". Basically a moth to a flame, but with guns to your head.
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Get the War Ashland mug.Like the game of tug of war but, involving two men, a woman; with mutual hatred of the woman by the men resulting in a war of not pulling but the quite the opposite
Cody:I hate that girl so much. She is attractive but, so annoying!
Joe:I couldn't agree more.
Cody: Hate Tug of War?
Joe: Yes sir!
Joe:I couldn't agree more.
Cody: Hate Tug of War?
Joe: Yes sir!
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