weiner farts

Watch out bro, I think that dude has been storing up a powerful weiner farts. We better get out of here before he blows.

by my boy slepnir August 5, 2017

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yogurt fart

when you open up a yogurt container and it squirts/ejaculates its yogurtness all over your hand

veronica beaverhausen's yogurt farted all over her hand as she opened it in class and she got super-pissed and left to clean its yogurt jizz off her hand

by alotta fhagina April 8, 2009

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Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)

bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework. "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag."

by Hassan Lee June 7, 2016

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This is a typical behavior from a girl whom isn't very well put together...alright, a down-right mess that you shouldn't be fucking with in the first place. While amidst full coitus, your man shaft is deeply engaged with her purple-walled clam stem. Before you know it, while your ball bag is pressed against her brown spider hole, she lets a disco biscuit fly. The reverb from her gas flutters against your man sac and engulfs the room with a cloud of toxins. At this exact moment she grasps your arms tightly and makes you stare into her eyes while your fuck in her fart.

"Ahhh man, that chick is such a mess I can't stop staring at her, it's like staring into the sun, she'll totally make me fuck in the fart."

"I'd rather drink hot dog water than fuck in the fart with that broad!"

"I got so hammered hammered last night I went home with this train wreck and she made me fuck in the fart."

by CockCousteau October 23, 2012

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Raunch Fart

A silent fart that you hope will go un-noticed in a crowd or a family situation, that does the exact opposite due to its horrific smell. The Raunch Fart is usually identified by the heat or burning sensation that accompanies its escape.

Dick: "God, someone just blew a total Ozark Mountain class Raunch Fart in there!"

Jane: "Yeah, it was me."

by chuck nitron February 24, 2009

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