by Benlikeslily May 25, 2019
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by Mike travvvv November 23, 2021
Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.
"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 05, 2018
A very sexy man who has your back like a snake has your balls in the amazon.
When He goes monkey mode he goes silly.
When He goes monkey mode he goes silly.
Holy shit, that guy's a Michael Andrews!
by DefinitionRobert October 28, 2020
by Michael Kennedy December 03, 2021