mexican tootsie roll

when some one deficates in a tootsie roll rapper and gives it to someone

man that fucker just gave me a mexican tootsie roll

by trav1234 February 24, 2010

Mexican Turn Table

The act in which a male has two females lay on their backs; He then proceeds to put two fingers on each hand into each women's vagina. He then spins the females in a DJ like rhythm thus resembling a turn table.

Hey Essay, I was over at your mom's place last night & her sister stopped by. They asked me if I wanted to do a Mexican Turn Table, so I flipped them bitches upside down and rubbed those pussies real hard.

by paulypizza November 10, 2012

Mexican window-fuck

A traditional Mexican event where they line up during an erection and sprint into a large window to break with their cock

Yo Aiden, you coming to the annual mexican window-fuck tonight? Its gonna be lit

by Big John!! April 26, 2021

mexican butt plug

The Mexican butt plug is a fairly easy sex position. It is when a man wraps a tortilla around his penis, and then stuffs it into another persons anus.

Dude I just gave my girlfriend a Mexican butt plug.

by tbruno87 August 6, 2016

Mexican Torture Stick

An alternative name for a shovel.

The name derives from the fact that Mexicans in the USA often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. Like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.

Why?
A) Many Americans are too fuckin' lazy/fat to do said jobs.
B) The aforementioned Mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.

"Dude, I'm exhausted. I spent all day on the bad end of a Mexican Torture Stick."

"Amigo sure can work that Mexican Torture Stick!"

"Some crackhead tried to rob me, so I whacked him on the head with a Mexican Torture Stick."

by DitchDigger420 September 26, 2011

Mexican Hit & run

When you and a Mexican friend pull up in a heavy pickup blasting loud Mexican music, and pulling two white bitches from Starbucks, and taking them in the middle of nowhere to fuck. After the session, you and your friend drive away blasting the loud Mexican music and leave behind the white bitches and you and your friend's shirts.

Nicole and Amanda had no idea where they were after Juan and Jose pulled of the classical Mexican Hit & Run.

by Datmex26 September 11, 2014

Mexican Food Perfume

How your cloths smell when you come out of a Mexican Food Restaurant.

Hey man, do you have "BO" or do you have Mexican Food Perfume?

by Leaddog January 17, 2012