by Yourweedfactsdealer420 May 23, 2018

A hazing event where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If the cookie breaks before the mile is finished, they must eat it.
Person 1: “Why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”
by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023

A funny term to call someone who says something mean to you, meaning a cracked nut, a crack head, or a ass hole.
by Peaches.01 January 28, 2021

When a person takes a shit into a receiving vagina. The poop will sometimes stick out like a turtle head.
by Crab staggums December 8, 2019

A god worshiped by 6th grader girls in STEM class. Cookie Facey is often prayed to before eating babies.
by Thedefinerofmadeupwords March 11, 2019

My ex-wife is disgusting and I can’t stand her. But I was horny, so I got on top of her and gave her the black-and-white cookie.
by Art Ritis January 29, 2022

'Raspberry cookie is overrated' -lol
by ca cupid simp November 1, 2021
