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Ny Daily News Employees Have Secede Retention Called Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles

Ny Daily News Employees Have Secede Retention Called Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

The thing I'm called to do

I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.

Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023

Calling the wife

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.

-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!

by T D1ddy March 15, 2011

Mary Call

When a colleague from work phones you hammered all the time, usually from copious amounts of wine or beer, and there’s no escape!

Jesus Christ man last night I got a Mary Call went on for hours, talking utter shite, friend: yeah me too. The Mary tends to have no recollection of having done this and will no doubt do it again.

by Unknown1978 April 15, 2020

<April 18th, 1984>I Will Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

<April 18th, 1984>I Will Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

<April 18th, 1984>I Will Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: A Comment<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: A Comment<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: A Comment<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

sanchez wake up call

When a man jerks off and cums on his own dick then gives her a mushroom stamp to wake her up.

Her boyfriend gave her a Sanchez wake up call.

by Dos Bros May 8, 2017