Niall James Horan

Niall James Horan is the sexiest man alive. He IS apart of the band One Direction.

He is a little Irish princess who likes potatoes. He chills out in his box and lovs ducks. He drinks Tinnies and eats nandos. Apparently you make him want to tsss one more night. He used to be a fake blonde, but now he is a brunette.

We love you niall

"Oh, who's your husband?"

"Oh, its just niall James horan from one direction"

by Esheyladcuz November 22, 2020

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My Dog James

My dog James WAS a very cute dog he USED TO like going on walks and picking up sticks then dropping the sticks. He WAS so cute and funny

friend: Why are you so sad?
Me: .....My Dog James WAS alive the other day now hes not

friend: Oh..he must of LIVED a good life

Me: yeah im really sad hes GONE.

by YourLocalApple January 13, 2022

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Dirty Rick james

The act of masturbating with an empty toilet paper roll until you reach climax, then right after climax you scream at the top of your lungs "I'm Rick James bitch!".

When I get lonely I sometimes spoil my self with a dirty Rick James.

by So-called October 2, 2021

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Joshua James Polensky

Time Life Magazines sexiest man of the decade. The word PHENOMENAL comes to mind!

Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who is the finest man of them all? Joshua James Polensky, DUH!

by Vixen#1 August 1, 2021

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maynard james keenan

The most "in your face" singer of all time. With his "hell, fire, and brimstone" way of singing. He deserves respect and from me he has it.

Maynard James Keenan- Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

from Tool- "Aenima', 1997

by Roderick Thomas January 10, 2008

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