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shit walk

When a person is walking and taking a shit at the same time, preferably without clothes on. The result is a silly walk while doing it.
Take the camera and record me while I do this awesome shit walk.
by Toggi October 13, 2008
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Walking target

Someone that has yet to be caught but is asking to be taken off. As they come across as having a death wish.

Which normally many of the things a walking target would say would get them killed or end up in the hospital, if they make it.
So they're just waiting to be taken down, because many of the things a walking target says will have them be wiped off the earth one day.

As having them around serves no good purpose, not for society, not for anyone, except if they want to torture a society of people.

As having them around makes people want to hurt them.

Because they don't stop spewing things that would get them beat up gravely.

Like an arrow is to a target, so is a society to a walking target.
This guy is cursing at everyone and laughing at everyone's pain, he's so sadistic is disgusting. Does he have a death wish?

Yeah he's a walking target, he's gonna get too cocky one day and that'll be the end of his behavior, or 'normal' life.
by 0∅7 November 17, 2023
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grid walk

Hey man I’m gonna take a grid walk for awhile. Keep streaks?
by firecracker.chick.283 January 21, 2018
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walking Frame

When two young blokes take each hole on a senior citizen and and lock arms while offering to help the old lady walk back to her camp after a big night.
Do you wanna get this old hag a walking frame and blow crusty’s out this sausage wallet
by Frolicking coon April 27, 2024
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Work walk

When you look like you’re busy and nobody wants to get in your way. In other words you walk with a purpose. This type of walk is considered a lot more respectable than a club walk.
Her: why don’t I ever get noticed?
Him: you have a work walk not a club walk?
Her: wtf does that mean?
Him: you don’t ask to get laid
by Daredevil2 February 14, 2022
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Make Sure To Walk Your Dog

When you roast your bro and his hoe when the relationship get's in the way.
"Sorry, mates I gotta take my girl home."
"Make sure to walk your dog safely."
by Meme_buddha October 12, 2019
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Walk up

Walk towards someone
by itZcygnus January 18, 2023
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