g ride

A "rental" car used by a dope dealer. When a drug user has no other form of payment they offer use of their car for a length of time to be determined by the quantity of dope they receive. A.K.A. Geeker Ride. Geeker of course referring to a junkie.

My baby moms got stopped in a g ride I gave her. Now the police looking for me.

by sWervE June 12, 2015

Ride Height

A man karate chops his torso. This is known as the ride height

Some dumb chick thought I would be DTF but then I hit her with the ride height check and she failed...

by D3V14T0R August 17, 2024

Scrotun Riding

The feeling when you've been mounted in MO2 so long that the Jotun beneath you feels attached to your anatomy.

Sig: "I've been scrotun riding for hours."

by HereForTheLaughs October 10, 2022

Penis ride

Sexual intercourse involving a penis, referring to the penetratIng party lying down while the person being penetrated sits on top of the penis. It’s a penis ride!

Man: Hey babe you wanna have a penis ride when I get home from work?

Woman: Yes! I’ll bring my cowgirl hat!

by anonymous November 9, 2025

Zen Ride

Being the only person riding a roller coaster.

I managed to secure a zen ride on Top Thrill Dragster today!

by QueenieAUbaek July 2, 2023

trail riding

Upon being intimate with your significant other, trail riding is when you rub your genitals between their butt cheeks.

The other day got pretty heated between Greg and I, during foreplay he began trail riding me without even asking... NOT COOL but low-key kinda liked it.

by Greg's Brother November 30, 2024

TYPE ABC FOR A Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride

this is what you see in roblox when sommbody try's to fucking skam you its not real go cry about it that you lost you're robux

roblox chat:
(scammer):TYPE ABC FOR A Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride
(smart-player):no
(dumld-baby-little-baby-child): O: ABC OMG OMG
(scammer): just give me all youre robux
(smart-player): dont do it
(dumld-baby-little-baby-child): TAKE MY MONEY
(scammer): haha thanks bye
(game): scammer left the game
(dumld-baby-little-baby-child):WAAA WAAAA WAAA WAAA WAAA

(smart-player): told you

by dirtnoob December 27, 2021