real life rts

A real life take on a video game style that may seem quite inhumane. This is not LARPing.

Players in this game commonly invest in anthills which they connect together via tubing. They then each buy a different species of ant and put them in the anthills, with "resources", like food. Each species of ant then goes about building their colony until they come into conflict with another species, which they will instinctively attack. The goal of this game is total eradication of the other ant species.

"Hey man, wanna real life rts with us next month?? We're getting the big African ants!"

"Sorry, I'm not really into small-time genocide."

by Kermit of WAR October 25, 2011

a real Codex moment

A photo-worthy instant during da 1980 Preakness where a racehorse illegally bumps or blocks a pretty little mare who otherwise would likely have won da race.

According to Google, da physical contact between Genuine Risk and a competing horse was a real Codex moment, and "still stings 40 years later".

by QuacksO April 11, 2023

real shkits no poppity

when you agree with a statement with a little finesse

- yo this nigga dumb ashit. why he gotta dickeat on me Im innocent.
- fuck that nigga. real shkits no poppity.

by yessirskee May 2, 2021

Realing it

The opposite of faking it.

If you fake something so decently, others will think you’re realing it.

by Original Orangutans June 13, 2019

real nigga

not no ordinary nigga, a real nigga DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU if you violate him. He'll slap you silly and rob yo jewels. He also gets alot of bitches and has a 12 inch Congo Dick.

disclaimer 1 - light skin niggas cannot be real niggas, they do not have the full purity of BLACKNESS.
disclaimer 2 - a real nigga always has a big dick

Young Intelligent Black Person - yo blood, you dont want no smoke with Daequan, he a real nigga he'll beat yo ass, take yo bitch, and fuck yo momma
Some random fuck nigga - Oh word!

by WindDragon554 June 21, 2018

keif it real

To be 100% honest when engaging in conversion!

Did you sleep with my wife and keif it real with me??

by Mr.Keif it Real July 9, 2021

real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2022