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Muffining

The act of removing the "T-tops" from one's 1982 Firebird so that once you were done eating the muffin top one could allegedly toss the bottom of the muffin at an unsuspecting pedestrian. Remembering to asking them "want some muffin" knowing damn well they do not want a 30 mph muffin to the torso.
Hey drive me to Market Basket so we go can muffining on the way.
by protijy July 2, 2018
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Muffin Freak

A muffin freak is someone obsessed with muffins .
Shawn Mendes is well known for being the muffin freak since he loves muffins so much . Shawn Mendes is called the muffin freak by his fans who know his true love with muffins !
by Muffin Freak Mendes February 14, 2018
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nigerian muffin

A person who does drugs and sags their pants as low as possible without them falling off
Ugh, why are their so many Nigerian muffins in this world
by Nigerian muffin pantie August 21, 2016
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Poop Muffin

A word used to describe someone who is cute but who doesn’t like being complimented.
Cody called Kate a Poop Muffin to when she looked cute.
by OutsideDaveDaGhost August 27, 2019
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Swag Muffin

A girl or woman who wears pro jerseys, athletic wear or too much 'swag.' Sporty chick who wears swag often.
Example: "She only wears her AAU team swag to school. She's such a swag muffin." Example: "She is sporting a Bulls jersey today-what a swag muffin."
by CRHaize January 3, 2014
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Muffin

A man who is kind hearted, generous and extremely wholesome. A man that bends down to pat dogs and helps you put up shelves. He is also so comfortable in his masculinity, that he can show a softer side and has emotion intelligent.

The term ‘muffin’ can also be used in the context of generally cute things or heart warming.

EST M COOK 2024
Omg! He is so muffin

You should totally go on a date with him, he is a muffin.

He makes me a tea in bed every morning, so muffin!
by M Cook July 19, 2024
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Easy Muffin

A thin and fragile white woman that others would describe as a “mud shark” or “snow bunny
Oh your know Destiny? She’s such a easy muffin!
by Evilgay February 19, 2022
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