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P-Monster

P=pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy
Here comes the P-Monster!
by maalimP May 24, 2018
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buying some monsters from your local corner shop in Britain and going to the closest nature reserve to you and shooting pigeons and drinking your monsters whilst chatting about life.
Wanna come with me im going nature reserve with some monsters?
by MattN36 January 16, 2022
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Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.
May we all be mud monsters
by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit_ September 19, 2021
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