Jordan Michael

A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.
A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.
by The ridicule September 06, 2018
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Michael Pena

Drinks hotdog water to stay hydrated during his basketball games. Rico hates him. Kinda slow too
You see that guy over there? Such a Michael Pena.
by BigNorth January 19, 2022
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Michael Pena

A guy who drinks hotdog water for hydration during basketball games. His brother Rico hates him.
“You see that light skinned guy over there? Such a Michael Pena.”
by BigNorth January 19, 2022
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Michael Pena

The realest nigga in the room always down for anything and you know he got that fire
Did you see Michael Pena he's a gangsta !!
by Black picasso July 31, 2020
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Michael kuznetsov

Guy who disables people's phones
"Everyone, hide your phones!!! Michael Kuznetsovs headed this way. You dont want it disabled!"
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Michael Henderson

A creepy pedophile that was a teacher at my school. He told my girlfriend to do asmr. Whenever he let other people to conduct he held by their HEE HEE.
by senpai pingu November 04, 2019
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