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A white tear ran down my leg

A sarcastic phrase used to mock a moment that is intended to be sad, sentimental, or "deep," but instead comes across as forced or unfunny.

It is a cynical play on the classic expression "a tear ran down my cheek."

The speaker signals that they are completely unmoved by the situation and are instead reacting with crude, mock-sensitivity.
Friend A: "And that's why I think my breakup is actually a beautiful tragedy..."

Friend B: "Wow, man. That was so moving. A white tear ran down my leg."
by Cynitalia February 6, 2026
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Latvian Leg Press

Verb/Action - Requires 2 people and insane fucking feet muscles. To grip a woman/man with your feet, while sitting down, and proceeding to move them up and down on your erect penis until a hard fucking orgasm.
Dude, I’m so horny, I could do a Latvian leg press!
by gv_86 February 7, 2026
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