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And Then I Killed a House DJ

This is a phrase used to follow a string of items and distract from the list's content, usually to lessen the impact.
Today I went to the bank, got a bite to eat, crashed my car, and then I killed a house DJ.
by anditwasamazing October 21, 2016
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The House Rule of Dick Sizes

When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart
Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you
by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 April 18, 2014
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Clean the house after the party

The process of getting a tissue, towel or wet-wipe to clean up a sexual participant's stomach, anus, lower back, mouth or vagina following sexual intercourse.
Oh he's a great guy, he helped me "clean the house after the party."
by iggyboo5 September 8, 2009
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Big Room House

The worst kind of electronic music to be ever produced. Probably because it falls into chart music (automatically shitty). The melodies are just lazy and repetitive, the instruments are worse and the drop is just anticlimactic. Like Martin Garrix - Animals.
Big room house just ruins how people think of electronic music.
Person 1: Hey (name), do you like EDM?
Person 2: Hell no, just listen to how bad this song is! *Proceeds to play big room house"
Person 1: Ewww big room house, thats not real EDM *Proceeds to play a good EDM song like Alex Skrindo - Moments"
Person 2: This is awesome!
by Менсо November 22, 2016
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How Clean is your House?

A TV show where two women go to peoples' shitholes of houses and clean them.
I'm not talking about houses that just need a bit of dusting and hoovering. I'm talking about houses festering with bugs, houses with carpets that haven't been hovered for years, houses that are filthy and full of shit.
by Glittery Goddess June 23, 2004
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aunt jamimas crack house

a aunt jamimas crack house is a cheap ass place where ill they have to eat is boxs of pancake mix and flour , a house or place where thiers alot of cocaine or crack or a home thats realy dirty
1.dude i spent the night at mikes last night.(what was it like?) nigga that shit was like staying in aunt jamimas crack house
2.bitch they had more cocaine than aunt jamimas crack house
3.dude clean your fucking room its starting to look more dirty than aunt jamimas crackhouse
by charles wiseman April 1, 2008
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kitten hype house discord

a shit server :neutral_face:
jk!
it's great to make friends!
let's join the kitten hype house discord server! it's great I'm going to make sooo much friends! yeah!
by yomama890 February 19, 2021
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