hopped up on the bean

Hyper caffeinated after drinking one too many cups of coffee in the morning

Dude at work: Yo, wtf is up with Allen? He is wired for sound this morning!

Other dude at work: He drank that whole pot of coffee, now he's hopped up on the bean.

by jlmgemini September 11, 2013

Mexican Jumping Beans

When a man cums on a womans breasts, and then slaps the sides and bottoms of the breasts, the sperm drops will bounce up and down.

I gave your sister a bunch of mexican jumping beans.

by A-Wall9 May 27, 2009

Bean and Cheese Burrito

A sex act in which a receptive partner opens his or her mouth round like a tortilla, then a male partner farts inside the first partner's mouth, then quickly ejaculates on top of it.

"My woman never had Mexican food, so I gave her a genuine bean and cheese burrito."

by Mortimer L. Bard August 13, 2007

Boston bean shooter

When a girl is having a baby and she takes a huge dump

Smiefs mom had a boston bean shooter when he was born.

by O'Doyle November 07, 2004

Chill your bean

To calm down. Cool ones mood.

A: for f**ks sake you're taking far too long and it's p***ing me off!
C: just chill your bean - ill be two minutes.

by Marsupialllll January 11, 2011

Mexican Bean Dip

when you shit in a Mexican girls mouth and you dip your balls in there mouth. It has to be explosive diarrea.

Angie took the Dr.'s shit in her mouth then he dipped those big saggy balls into her mouth until it was consistant enough Mexican Bean Dip to be used for chips and tortilla during the Super Bowl or any other big sporting event.

by Mike's Nail January 04, 2008

Arkansas steamer bean

Tiny clump of excrement, usually the result of a bowel movement that turns out to be a false alarm.

Bubba-Jack rushed to the toilet to seek sweet relief, yet only managed to squeeze out a measly Arkansas steamer bean.

by MasterOfHotLovin' August 16, 2006