Best friend

A best friend is a person you fuck.

John: Yo David we had some good interactional sex
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend

by Josval2 December 18, 2019

best friend

Someone who says they're your best friend, draws with you, helps you in every situation, writes you cheesy poems and all that shit just to stop talking to you and won't even look at you the second you start going through your emo phase and they change schools.

Yeah I'm still mad about that, PADDY

"You know, you're my "best friend"."
"Aww, you're so ni-"
"Lmao jk I hate you now for no reason at all, bye bitch"

by AdrenalineAngel April 22, 2019

Best Legit

Best Legit is when your minecraft username goes under "Evantii".

Nerd: Are you best legit?
N word: No, I'm not evantii.

by retrostalgic June 13, 2022

Best Friend goals

Sarah Guardiola and Adria Paredes 🤠from Texas aka YEE YEE land

Omg Sarah and Adria are best friend goals

by @sarah_is_bleh March 10, 2019

The best thing that could have happened

You assholes getting murdered hasn't happened yet

Hym "The best thing that could have happened is not what happened here. The best thing that could have happened is Gayve Jewbin vacationing on Russian money in Israel on Oct 7th. But no. I told the truth. You lied because you DIDN'T want the best outcome. But it won't matter."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

The best person on the face of the earth

I LOVE ZOE AND ZOE IS the best person on the face of the earth

"Zoe is the best person on the face of the earth"
OMG YES!

by bribri April 26, 2022

Best Friend Upper Decker

Perform an upper decker whilst your best friend shits in the bowl part of the toilet

15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires

"Why were you both in the bathroom?"

"We just best friend upper deckered that bitch"

by Badbtchfr April 11, 2022