U-Turn

When one is about to finish and the male or female then turns the guys dick on him, causing him to finish on himself.

Robert: Wtf why did you just U-turn me?!?!
Julia: I thought thats what you wanted me to do sorry.

by WhiteClawWizard February 27, 2020

no u

Universal counterargument to any form of human insult, with the possible exception of ur dad lesbian. It is known to be tougher than Kevlar, and has catastrophic effects on the assailant.

Dick: You're fucking bieber dickass snowflake cock-juggling thunder cunt.
Bob: no u
Dick: *dies in hell for the rest of eternity*

by elementalneil May 10, 2018

no u no u

The ultimate answer to the ultimate answer. You cant do shit.

-"lol u suxx xdxd"
+"no u"
-"no u no u"
*fucking dies*

by Blue-no u April 12, 2018

(u)Mm h(u)m

Affirmative grunt, agreeance; acceptance, something yummy or tasty.
A moan of delight.

Friend: "Hey, do you like that apple pie?"
You: " (u)Mm h(u)m!"

by Psyckofish June 4, 2019

no mega u

Every dimension collapses into itself and the person who said ur mom "mega" gay or ur dad "mega" lesbian is thrown inside the collapsing dimensions while the person who said no mega u receives a free planet with bitches and cocaine where he does whatever he wants

Someone: "ur mom MEGA gay"
You: "no MEGA u"
*Everything disapears

by Zucc's son May 27, 2018

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

They never last.

"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)

"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

by Me bois March 22, 2021

B R U H

B r U h

t h a t s a b r u h m o m e n t

by bftft September 2, 2020