by Utahs_Ronald_McDonald September 19, 2023
Happy birthday grimace, your shake is so delicious, please i wanna try it or i just dont wanna live-mace HELP
by mtyuaduauduve3845 July 22, 2023
by Nixsy924 February 11, 2024
Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
by The Original Agahnim July 12, 2021
A sexual activity where one snorts a neat line of cocaine off of an erect penis, and then immediately deepthroats the entire sex organ to the base. This movement must be swift piston-like movement, with no resistance, and must make its way all the way to the taint.
Hey man? Did you catch the world cup game yesterday?
Sorry bro, my cousin and I were too busy at my house. He taught me how to give a great Happy Daisy!
Rad man
Sorry bro, my cousin and I were too busy at my house. He taught me how to give a great Happy Daisy!
Rad man
by Fuzzyegg July 12, 2018
What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.
I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".
by QuacksO June 24, 2019