selective retard

Someone who acts stupid when they actually know what’s going on
Tyler:Gabe is such a selective retard…

Jake:I know right! He acts so stupid.
by MARCUS IS THE GOAT October 05, 2021
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Patronising retard

some who patronises the person with learning disability, in a retarded defining way
man that arsehole patronising that poor man like a patronising retard I feel so sorry for the poor man with a disability,
by jekylls new Hyde July 16, 2020
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retard head

What 10 year old boys call you when they go through the "I'm so cool I can say whatever I want to whoever I want phase"
You may be called that based on 2 things: your ugly or very stupid.
Get out of my way you retard head!
by GigaGuyGary March 06, 2023
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Buterfull retard

A way for a friends to call them handsome or pretty but in a meaner way
My girl friend is a Buterfull retard
by TacoYt February 13, 2022
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Retardation devastation

When a retarded person seeks to have intercourse starts to go into a unrollable state of eroticism that any women in the retards wake will be left devastated and infected by the sheer force of the retards sexual arousal. If infected will proceed to preform an "alabama hot pocket" Must be of the LGBTQ+ community.
The sped was on trial for committing "Retardation Devastation".
by Goatbuy March 07, 2024
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semen retarded

it's when you are on a semen retention journey and everything starts looking curvy (eg. Trees).
He is as semen retarded as one can get said shubo the big nose midget/
by shubotheguy November 13, 2023
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