National retard day

MAY 23RD - celebrate ur retard homies

homie 1: yo sug happy birthday!
sug in question: it’s march 23rd…my birthdays in july?

homie 1: yea but it’s national retard day!

by abcdefjhijk May 22, 2024

retarded

An extremely capable intelligent man or woman. commonly used as an adjective for people such as Albert Einstein and many other geniuses. Many people that strategize bleeding-edge ROI are also called retarded. Another word for retarded could be what Gen Z refers to as a "Fortnite user". These genuises have all tried to streamline best-of-breed supply-chains. Recent retards utilize virtual applications to benchmark world-class architectures and

facilitate collaborative initiatives.

"Yo bro whats 2+2?"
"shit idk 78?"
"no way your correct! you're so retarded"
"amogus"

by reeves choppa August 17, 2022

retard

Typically a dumb fucking idiot with a low intelligence level (IQ) who rather have mental or physical disabilities.

"You fucking retard go read a book!"

by ohwowbroyougotabigasscanislap June 11, 2024

Retardization

the process of altering one’s mind in such a way that they themselves, become retarded.

usually this process only occurs when interacting with one that is so beyond unbelievably retarded, that their lack of brain cells kill yours.

After attending the committee meeting, Jonathan reported mild symptoms of retardization, including spontaneous drooling, vacant staring, and a higher urge to buy a dodge.

by Urban dictionary ✔️ November 5, 2025

Retarded

Thyself that gets major pum pum.

"Wow, isn't that Brayden? 😳
That guy is retarded"

by BraydenThatGuyThatGetsIt May 25, 2024

Retard

My class mate aka Markus

disclaimer it’s ok he’s not my friend

Hes a retard that doesn’t how to keep his head out of my ass and in his own where it belongs

by Markusisaretard May 6, 2025

retarded

Retarded is an adjective used to describe people, who call the word "retarded" the "R-slur" or the "R-word".

Steve: "This is such a retarded thing to say, I can't even..."

Lianne: "D-did you just use the R-slur?"

Steve: "Oh, and you're retarded too, what kind of person calls it the R-slur? Lol"

by spifflesby January 31, 2023