Retarded Stranger

When your buddy was in an accident and loses the use of his arm, you use his dead arm to jerk yourself off because you’re dead inside and it’s the only thing that gets you hard.

Adam was in a motorcycle accident that left him with a dead arm so I used his retarded stranger to blow a massive load in his stuffed crust pizza.

by CaddyRipz February 19, 2024

retard silence

When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent

Retard 1 : "why did everyone stop talking?"
Retard 2 : "we are in retard silence"

by February 23, 2021

Perpendicular Estranged Retard

pretty self explanatory

(saj made this phrase)

omg zahra you Perpendicular Estranged Retard

by sajkmt June 14, 2022

Avak Retarded

A slang term combining Hebrew and English to describe someone who is slightly or partially "off" mentally or behaviorally, not fully meeting a label but showing characteristics of it. "Avak" comes from the Hebrew term meaning "dust" or "partial" and implies an indirect or lesser form of something.

Bochur pacing during a shidduch reference call
“He’s not toit meshuga, you chap? I wouldn’t call him completely retarded. He’s avak retarded, yeah?”

In this context, "avak retarded" suggests that a person is not entirely mentally deficient but displays traits that could be seen that way.

He was being avak retarded when he tweeted:

Christmas Robin Hood’s Men

🤝

Being Merry

by Pitzhak_da_hut December 24, 2024

Avak retarded

A yeshivish term combining Hebrew and English to describe someone who is slightly or partially "off" mentally or behaviorally, not fully meeting a label but showing characteristics of it. "Avak" comes from the Hebrew term meaning "dust" or "partial," and implies an indirect or lesser form of something.

*bochur pacing around on a shidduch reference call*

“He’s not toit meshuga.. you chap? I wouldn’t call him completely retarded.. He’s avak retarded, yeah?”

by Pitzhak_da_hut December 24, 2024

retard andrew

your friend named andrew, that likes men and has autism. he plays fortnite and is addicted to macie. cums to minecraft rule 34 while eating pizza rolls on a pop tart

My friend is a retard andrew

by andrewbie March 19, 2022

retard laughing

when someone tries to do a fucking horrible laugh to mock a disabled person

HUEEOEHEOOOEH

bro, stop retard laughing. you aren't funny.

by SICKPIGS April 22, 2023