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Laser Music

Electronic music. Typically heard at raves or European discos. Sounds like a fire fight from an 80s G.I. Joe episode (all of their guns shot laser beams).

A hallmark of Laser Music is a highly repetitive beat and "laser sounds" (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.
Person A: "They said they were gonna be at xyz club tonight and that we should go"
Person B: "Xyz club? That's a laser music club! Fuck that!"
Person A: "What? You mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?"
by ThePinnacle October 20, 2011
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music to grow plants by

Calming, soothing music, often New Age or minimalist like the music of Philip Glass, considered to be great for growing plants but sometimes somnogenic for humans.
Most of the music from Philip Glass' "Koyaanisqatsi" could be considered music to grow plants by.
by pentozali November 12, 2011
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feeder music

when you drive by a "fly" car with its windows rolled down and there's really loud music playing out of the windows. i.e Lil Wayne, Drake, etc.
"OMGoodles, that feeder music is so loud."

"Totes!"
by Widow Holbrooke August 23, 2011
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Music Concierge

A person who knows all the music venues in at least three cities.
Sophia can find a musician all of you will like, she's a music concierge.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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stump jumping music

generaly a term used by old people to refer to new age music thats past there era such as hip hop, rap, techno, and anything else that has a fast eletronic beat
you kids and your damn "stump jumping music" is irritating.
by KAPTAIN CAVEMAN October 3, 2011
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Big Bang Music

Dressed in yellow, always ready with a warm hello! Always engrossed at making you feel changa. Knows exactly what you are looking for and will match your chords to keep you entertained. Once acquainted, will make you feel unbelievable everyday and will help you to say sayonara to all your woes.
by SUPERMANvsBATMAN November 24, 2021
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Bono Music

This dude is the leader of the trapshit...or maybe of the drill.

He created the best song that this planet have ever heard to and he cannot be defeated by anyone.
Wooooowwwww! This song is so beautiful like Bono Music's 46041 Drill!
by George E. Shakespeare November 24, 2021
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