by mateo gonzalez April 5, 2024


Luca us a mentally and psychally retarded rat that everyone wants to squish he also has sex with cats without hair He also has a brain size of a pea. He also goes to people's house and sniffs babies diapers and shuves his one of 3 head down a unflushed bathroom. He also has a forhead size on the universe and can't move because it weighs 9999999999 mega tons and has a bmi that he cant evan count to.He is not allowed on tall building because it will collapse.He also can fly by consuming 1 ton of of shit when he gets up to a tower he eats his daily serving of 1111111111111 eybirses and drink 100000L of bin juice and also spends 20hrs a day stalking hobos.
Luca is a beluga whale
by Ducks are life 9 April 8, 2019

by bencho February 14, 2022

This man is so fuckin awesome. You don't even know. He can make u gay in an instant so watch the f out.
Also, big dick and big brain, keep your eyes open.
Also, big dick and big brain, keep your eyes open.
Girls: I want to fuck Lucas
Boys: I want to fuck Lucas
The president of the United States of America: I want to fuck Lucas
Boys: I want to fuck Lucas
The president of the United States of America: I want to fuck Lucas
by Metal__Steve December 13, 2021

He is sexy as fuck always gets all the girls he has a huge dick and knows how to use it he is normally the leader of the group all guys want to be like Luca
by Vittor123 February 23, 2017
