by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Jake Gyllenhaal <To> xXx <oT> Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman<.7.9.7.6.>mug. 
Jake is a very dumb and annoying guy. He has a smile so ugly that it will darken anyone's day and eyes that always have the guys looking twice. He is a stupid, dumb, non trustworthy, ugly, non caring, uneducated moron. He is a very nonloving person that will never be there for you. But don’t take his ugliness and extremely gayness as a weakness, if you ever dare to touch his boyfriend or anyone in his family, he would be the first guy to beat a fool up. Jake has a lot of female friends, but his boyfriend always comes before them. If you ever get chance to be with a Jake, reject it and let him go. Cause if you don’t you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. He truly is a piece of shit.
A kid: “what a dick! Must be a Jake!”
Another kid: “yeah and don’t let his extreme gayness blind you!”
A kid: “Is that his boyfriend over there?”
Another kid: “I think so, gross! Why are they both so ugly?”
A kid: “I don’t know!”
Another kid: “yeah and don’t let his extreme gayness blind you!”
A kid: “Is that his boyfriend over there?”
Another kid: “I think so, gross! Why are they both so ugly?”
A kid: “I don’t know!”
by Deeznuts21420 October 25, 2018
Get the Jakemug. Jake is a very terrible person he loves to cheat on every single girlfriend he gets and then once him and his girlfriend break up he gets a new one the next day the only way to describe a jake is horrific if you ever see jake you should run.
by Carina Carafello June 1, 2020
Get the Jakemug. Oh shit dude! What happened to your xbox games? (Games are strung all over the floor while baby brother runs away laughing)
'Dude I just got Jaked!"
"Why didn't you answer your phone?"
"I couldn't. I got Jaked. Can't find the damn thing anywhere!"
'Dude I just got Jaked!"
"Why didn't you answer your phone?"
"I couldn't. I got Jaked. Can't find the damn thing anywhere!"
by mumof8 October 4, 2016
Get the Jakedmug. The act of cuming in a dog so hard your transgender boy pussy lesser wants to be a dream sexual and wank off to jelly be on repeat for 10 hours
by The Midlands rebel June 18, 2022
Get the Jakemug. being played and used for sex, pussy, head and/or hand just so the man is pleasured. also to be fucked anally so hard that you scream ''holy shit im being jaked.''
girl 1: ''He told me he loved me and would never leave me but after i sucked his dick and he fucked me he left me.''
girl 2: ''wow. you definetly just got jaked!''
girl 2: ''wow. you definetly just got jaked!''
by iheartchrystalmeth666 June 17, 2013
Get the jakedmug.