The best time of the year to be a porch pirate. And most porch pirates are black, so during Christmas is when all the black guys steal your presents
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Person 2: yep I’m also a car guy myself
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Person 2: absolutely right sir
Person 2: yep I’m also a car guy myself
Person 1: so that makes you a car guy weeb
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Me: your not that guy
Him: I’m still going to fucking kill you
Me: your not that guy PAL
Him: woah woah woah take a chill pill I’ll back away I’m sorry dude
Me: your not that guy
Him: I’m still going to fucking kill you
Me: your not that guy PAL
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You're just "that guy" buddy.
He's just "THAT GUY" buddy. And you ain't it unfortunately.
You're just "that guy" buddy.
He's just "THAT GUY" buddy. And you ain't it unfortunately.
by Notsoaverageguyfr March 10, 2023
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2. One who exhibits characteristics of being a hardass over the telephone with any real muscle to back up their talk. Also makes threats over the phone with no intention of following though with them.
2. One who exhibits characteristics of being a hardass over the telephone with any real muscle to back up their talk. Also makes threats over the phone with no intention of following though with them.
John: "Hey, you better quit fucking around with my sister or else..."
Jim: "Or else what?"
John: "I'm gonna break your legs and gouge out your eyes, fucker."
Jim: "Whatever, you're just a big pussy telephone tough-guy."
Jim: "Or else what?"
John: "I'm gonna break your legs and gouge out your eyes, fucker."
Jim: "Whatever, you're just a big pussy telephone tough-guy."
by Antonino G. July 5, 2009
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Internet smart guys will often be found trolling broad discussion topics such as politics and science, but will not fail to comment on very specific specializations.
Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: terrible spelling and grammar, missing the point, limited citations (often from wikipedia), severe caps lock, and inability to handle disagreements.
Internet smart guys will often be found trolling broad discussion topics such as politics and science, but will not fail to comment on very specific specializations.
Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: terrible spelling and grammar, missing the point, limited citations (often from wikipedia), severe caps lock, and inability to handle disagreements.
Innocent forum-goer: I believe that the current correctional system does nothing to improve the behavior of inmates.
Internet smart guy: LOL ARE YOU DUMB?
Innocent forum-goer: Do you have an argument?
Internet smart guy: WELL ACTUALY IM STUDYING CRIMINAL LAW FOR MY ASSOCIATES DEGREE SO THERE WOULDNT EVEN BE AN ARGUMENT LOL
Internet smart guy: LOL ARE YOU DUMB?
Innocent forum-goer: Do you have an argument?
Internet smart guy: WELL ACTUALY IM STUDYING CRIMINAL LAW FOR MY ASSOCIATES DEGREE SO THERE WOULDNT EVEN BE AN ARGUMENT LOL
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